Fantasy (?) Football

Dear Fantasy Football,

I thought we were going to have a good time this year. I gave you $120 with the hopes that I would walk away with a grand.
But...my team sucks. I'm okay with that. It's only $120 and maybe next year I'll be better.
You know what I can't stand? The buttnuggets in my league. Get a grip. You guys suck.

Love,
Alyssa

I don't know why I'm still a Billiever

Dear Bills-

At this point in my life, I know what it's like to have a broken heart. I don't know why I decide to get one every Sunday from September to January. Why are you doing this to me?

Love,
Alyssa